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Q:Clumsy/unlucky Derek that is constantly saved by Stiles? They don't know each other or anything but when a piano is falling out of the sky with Derek under it, Stiles is there to push him out of the way. Doesn't have to be au. Please <3 :)
“Oh you’ve got to be—“ is all he has time to get out before the next disaster hits – an entire tower of canned soups collapsing as he makes his way up the aisle. At least this one isn’t life threatening, Derek thinks in a quiet, resigned sort of way as a wave of metal cans slams into his legs, sending him tripping, stumbling, and falling to sprawl out helplessly on his back in the middle of the store.
Not life threatening. He tries very hard to hold onto that.
A few seconds after the last cans are done rattling, Derek hears a low whistle.
“Man, looks like those cans really had it out for you.”
“They’re just foot soldiers,” he grumbles at the too-bright ceiling light, trying to remind himself of that so he doesn’t end up crushing about a hundred and fifty hands with his bare fist.
“Just following orders, huh?” The voice teases. “Well then, I’ve gotta give them credit. It was a pretty good ambush.”
A shadow shifts over him, a hand being offered out. Derek redirects his sullen stare to find a young man with mussed brown hair and smirking, amber eyes standing over him. Derek huffs for a second, but takes the hand and lets himself be pulled upward.
“The universe got a grudge against you or something?”
“Or something,” Derek agrees, dropping his hand back to his side the second he’s on his feet. A store clerk is making his way over, and Derek’s teeth grit. So much for being home in time to make dinner.
“I’ll help restack it,” he says before anyone can start shouting. After all, he might not have touched the cans, but he’d decided to walk past them knowing full well he’s cursed.
Uncle Peter had always said that dating witches is a bad idea. Which isn’t strictly true. Breaking up with them, however, is.
One of the things that is really notable about Moscow and yet not many people outside Russia know about, is how gorgeous the Moscow metro is.
These photos? That’s what the metro stations look like.
They’re called the “People’s palaces of Moscow” or else “Underground palaces,” and they were built during the Soviet era on the Communist idea that art and beauty should belong to the people rather than only being available in the houses of nobles.
These photos show just some of the metro’s attractions. There are many more mosaics, statues, etc, placed throughout.
And the metro is always this clean.
In addition to being beautiful, it is incredibly functional. It gets you pretty much everywhere in Moscow, and the trains run at intervals of every three minutes or less. At peak times, they run every 90 seconds. You never have to worry about missing a train, because the next one will come almost immediately.
Not always of course. In the late evening or early morning hours, you may have to wait as long as five whole minutes for a train. They’re also super easy to navigate.
We Russians are pretty proud of our metro system.
So last night cops arrested 7 protesters, then turned to the rest of the protesters and told them “we’ll release them without bond if you leave (stop protesting)”
They literally turned their own dubiously legal arrests into a hostage situation. They took hostages. Ferguson PD is a terrorist organization and they aren’t even trying to hide that fact any more.
Look at this
Today, Ferguson is prepared to “keep it moving.”
In face of the ordinance that mandated protestors not stand still while protesting, the community rode bikes #BlackBrilliance
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Ferguson residents return for another day of protesting to find that overnight the police had ripped up their signs and threw them in the dumpster.