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Lmao. Yeahhh but most of the cute ones don’t like “fat chicks.”You never know unless you try q:
And the ones who “don’t like fat chicks” are obviously…
Yeah. I see & agree. Idk if I can take the crazy adrenaline rush of you telling them, though! Lmao
You’ll get used to it ;)
Ooo, can I be your official body guard of sass? If anyone messes with you, I’ll give them so much sass they won’t know what hit them.
Of course :D
Should have specified, that offer was originally intended for Burgundy, but I can sass ALL OF THE PEOPLE so it goes for you too.
Lmao. Yeahhh but most of the cute ones don’t like “fat chicks.”You never know unless you try q:
And the ones who “don’t like fat chicks” are obviously…
Yeah. I see & agree. Idk if I can take the crazy adrenaline rush of you telling them, though! Lmao
You’ll get used to it ;)
Ooo, can I be your official body guard of sass? If anyone messes with you, I’ll give them so much sass they won’t know what hit them.
Lmao. Yeahhh but most of the cute ones don’t like “fat chicks.”You never know unless you try q:
And the ones who “don’t like fat chicks” are obviously shallow and stupid and don’t deserve ANY girl of ANY size so NO LOSS THERE.
Real men like who you are, not whatcha look like.
(sorry I’m getting all up in yer convo over here)
Newborns look like furry, red, aliens. You are the only person alive who genuinely thinks your newborn is beautiful (your baby daddy or husband MIGHT, but he’s probably humoring you to some extent). Please wait a week to bombard facebook with pictures, at which time your baby may actually look human.
Thank you, that is all.
Keyword is hawtDamn straight it is! ;D
Running around in booty shorts, hair all wild in a messy pony tail, flipping shit about my lost wallet.
Oh hello Laura, your hallmate found it ages ago and sent you a fb message, maybe if you had kept your cool and looked at your phone you’d have known that.
Cause I mean… if we’re going to use computers anyway do we really need five million years of calculus? Just saying.
But, once I work out, I just get SUPER HUNGRY and eat ALL OF THE THINGS. This seems counterproductive…
