February 2012
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January 2012
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don't you ever give up: zaqqity: your-lighthouse:... →
your-lighthouse: zaqqity: your-lighthouse: burgundylee: zaqqity: your-lighthouse: burgundylee replied to your post: burgundylee replied to your post: burgundylee… Lmao. Yeahhh but most of the cute ones don’t like “fat chicks.” You never know unless you try q: And the ones who “don’t like fat chicks” are obviously… Yeah. I see & agree. Idk if I can take the crazy adrenaline...
Jan 27th
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don't you ever give up: zaqqity: your-lighthouse:... →
your-lighthouse: burgundylee: zaqqity: your-lighthouse: burgundylee replied to your post: burgundylee replied to your post: burgundylee… Lmao. Yeahhh but most of the cute ones don’t like “fat chicks.” You never know unless you try q: And the ones who “don’t like fat chicks” are obviously… Yeah. I see & agree. Idk if I can take the crazy adrenaline rush of you telling them,...
Jan 27th
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your-lighthouse: burgundylee replied to your post: burgundylee replied to your post: burgundylee… Lmao. Yeahhh but most of the cute ones don’t like “fat chicks.” You never know unless you try q: And the ones who “don’t like fat chicks” are obviously shallow and stupid and don’t deserve ANY girl of ANY size so NO LOSS THERE. Real men like who you are, not whatcha look...
Jan 27th
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TRUTH-BOMB:
Newborns look like furry, red, aliens. You are the only person alive who genuinely thinks your newborn is beautiful (your baby daddy or husband MIGHT, but he’s probably humoring you to some extent). Please wait a week to bombard facebook with pictures, at which time your baby may actually look human. Thank you, that is all.
Jan 27th
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january19-1981 replied to your post: I’M A HAWT MESS Keyword is hawt Damn straight it is! ;D
Jan 27th
I'M A HAWT MESS
Running around in booty shorts, hair all wild in a messy pony tail, flipping shit about my lost wallet. Oh hello Laura, your hallmate found it ages ago and sent you a fb message, maybe if you had kept your cool and looked at your phone you’d have known that.
Jan 27th
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The Huff is trying to kill me.
Jan 26th
Dear everyone: How much does it matter if you get...
Cause I mean… if we’re going to use computers anyway do we really need five million years of calculus? Just saying.
Jan 26th
Jan 24th
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I workout so I can get fit / lose weight / make my...
But, once I work out, I just get SUPER HUNGRY and eat ALL OF THE THINGS. This seems counterproductive…
Jan 24th
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That awkward moment when...
you finally see a picture of your boyfriend’s ex and she looks oddly similar to you.
Jan 22nd
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Any Avon fans up in here?
Cause I’m selling it nowwwww! Let me know if you want more info, even if you live in a galaxy far far away you can order from my website.
Jan 15th
WatchWatch
mattchew03: Since the Toddlers & Tiaras Copyright Police had it removed from YouTube, I’m posting (and extended new version of) my Alana video here, honey boo-boo child.
Jan 15th
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YAYYYYY
Thought I was going to have to take a zero on a couple things in my online class because D2L glitched and I ended up with HOURS less time to work on things than I expected. Prof extended the course by a day! Everything is now done and assuming what I just turned in gets a good grade I should have an A. SO HAPPY.
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Jan 12th
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yo tumblr,
should I start selling avon?
Jan 12th
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simona is following meeeeee
which is good because our sex is still on fireee
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How teens and adults text
emenemily: Expectations: Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff Adults -  What are you doing today? Want to hang out? Reality: Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out? Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff hahaha my parents.
Jan 7th
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woo yeah
love getting in little fights/tiffs with people over the phone where they can just get of the phone whenever they want and not even let you fix things. not awesome.
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